1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,399 previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons. 2 00:00:30,600 --> 00:00:35,039 you're a man of the world so it's it's fine well i thought you were going to offer me a place to stay 3 00:00:35,039 --> 00:00:44,159 no that's cool no all right okay so go i am ken i am stretching my maybe limbs 4 00:00:45,280 --> 00:00:51,840 i'm bursting free from my my side womb the four of you are walking down the the alleyway 5 00:00:51,840 --> 00:00:59,600 and it's getting pretty dark moot you notice what looks like a young boy meet me in the 6 00:00:59,600 --> 00:01:04,719 graveyard guys it's so creepy in here what do you mean it's just i mean it's dark and i know 7 00:01:04,719 --> 00:01:10,879 it's the final resting place of a lot of people you see a small boy in a dark hooded 8 00:01:10,879 --> 00:01:16,799 tunic he has a third eye right in the middle of his forehead the demon gates are opening 9 00:01:17,359 --> 00:01:20,000 your destiny it calls 10 00:01:41,359 --> 00:01:46,319 welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons we're a D&D fifth edition actual play podcast and i'm 11 00:01:46,320 --> 00:01:53,360 your dungeon master Russ More and with me today is tom laird hey that's me i play moot he is a 12 00:01:53,360 --> 00:02:04,560 half orc wild magic sorcerer and Amy More i play sullivan slight a lightfoot halfling rogue 13 00:02:04,560 --> 00:02:13,360 and also carla max dead yes i play narixious Akra who you probably know as glim she's a 14 00:02:13,360 --> 00:02:18,880 dragonborn pAlydin and she's gonna save the world you know i've heard about this this 15 00:02:18,880 --> 00:02:24,720 destiny gets around like people are starting to hear about it which is crazy i can't wait to 16 00:02:24,720 --> 00:02:32,800 see if she can cash this check that her mouth has been writing first real adventure that you 17 00:02:32,800 --> 00:02:39,200 go on all dead oh could you imagine how disappointing well maybe it's a good life 18 00:02:39,200 --> 00:02:44,400 lesson though because if that happens i mean she'll be dead so is it a life lesson doesn't 19 00:02:44,400 --> 00:02:50,800 matter no yeah because if that happens she'll be dead it won't matter and if it doesn't happen 20 00:02:50,800 --> 00:02:55,920 then there was no harm in her believing very strongly in herself it's true so we should all 21 00:02:55,920 --> 00:02:59,600 believe very strongly in ourselves what i'm saying this goes a long way that's the moral 22 00:02:59,600 --> 00:03:03,760 of the story yeah where we believe in you and where you should believe in yourself is 23 00:03:03,759 --> 00:03:09,519 over on Patreon Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast where if you join our community you as a 24 00:03:09,519 --> 00:03:15,439 patron among all of the amazing amazing exclusive content that we have over there 25 00:03:15,439 --> 00:03:21,280 they should make exclusive an easier word to say super secret super secret 26 00:03:22,799 --> 00:03:28,479 stuff that we have over there but also you get an episode dedicated to you like today's 27 00:03:28,480 --> 00:03:37,040 patron nate hacking thank you i believe in you nate that's right and thank you for believing in us 28 00:03:37,920 --> 00:03:39,840 yes thank you nate 29 00:03:44,880 --> 00:03:49,120 carlos i'm trying to turn this into a motivational podcast secretly i don't know 30 00:03:49,120 --> 00:03:53,920 if you guys have noticed i have noticed a few things with this storyline this is a backdoor 31 00:03:53,920 --> 00:03:59,040 pilot for my other podcast that is a motivational podcast why aren't we putting 32 00:03:59,040 --> 00:04:03,360 this in the production house here like let's capitalize on this let's not send it somewhere 33 00:04:03,360 --> 00:04:09,920 else it wouldn't be a secret podcast if it was over here he's like pilot for a new podcast 34 00:04:09,920 --> 00:04:16,160 yeah let's do it done sold get it up on Patreon i can't do any more podcasts you guys 35 00:04:16,160 --> 00:04:22,480 i'm a teacher now yeah amy went and got herself a real job i did yay it's all right 36 00:04:22,480 --> 00:04:27,840 well you still got to carve out tuesday nights i can carve out tuesday night good because it's on the 37 00:04:27,840 --> 00:04:34,000 calendar for the rest of forever it's just a repeating date that and it was like end date 38 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:41,920 and rest was like no weekly till the end of time you know forever until tia matt inevitably 39 00:04:41,920 --> 00:04:49,200 rises and kills us all good there's a survey out on the wizards page right now for dnd 40 00:04:49,199 --> 00:04:53,680 players and i was at work today and i had to spare 20 minutes it's a very long survey 41 00:04:53,680 --> 00:04:58,240 they do them every quarterly but yeah yeah but uh there was numerous questions about like how 42 00:04:58,240 --> 00:05:02,800 often do you play dnd in a week and how and it was just like i just had to put so many 43 00:05:02,800 --> 00:05:09,919 answers in about how i play like at least once a week and i was like oh god what have i done 44 00:05:09,919 --> 00:05:13,199 with my life and it's like well how many how many groups are you a part of and i was like 45 00:05:13,199 --> 00:05:19,279 well currently two maybe sometimes a third oh god it's too much you are right in their 46 00:05:19,279 --> 00:05:29,360 wheelhouse you're who they go after fuck it let's play dnd the wind around you 47 00:05:30,159 --> 00:05:35,360 begins to kick up as you stand face to face with this ghostly three-eyed boy 48 00:05:35,360 --> 00:05:43,759 way the demon gates are opening he says your destiny it calls 49 00:05:45,360 --> 00:05:48,480 anyone else curious that this little guy sounds like a full-grown man 50 00:05:49,759 --> 00:05:55,360 what's a demon gate i'm more curious about the three eyes are you talking about my destiny 51 00:05:56,000 --> 00:06:00,800 i don't like a group are you talking to me i mean you guys are tied into my destiny 52 00:06:00,800 --> 00:06:05,680 we're all we are we're all together on this crazy roller coaster ride of saving the world 53 00:06:06,480 --> 00:06:09,920 oh shit i didn't know that i don't know if i really signed up for that though 54 00:06:11,040 --> 00:06:16,960 oh um well maybe we should talk about it later how about this kid with the full-grown man voice 55 00:06:16,960 --> 00:06:20,879 and the three eyes and the ghostly presence right i mean yeah i would love to know more 56 00:06:20,879 --> 00:06:24,960 about this yeah we're gonna circle back to this whole destiny thing though later i think 57 00:06:24,960 --> 00:06:29,519 like this is something that probably should have came up organically you know like over time 58 00:06:29,519 --> 00:06:34,000 like it's been a couple years and you're just like we all just kind of know it but now 59 00:06:34,719 --> 00:06:40,399 it's a lot of pressure yeah it feels like it feels like maybe this is something that like 60 00:06:41,359 --> 00:06:44,319 would cause people to maybe crumble under said pressure 61 00:06:46,560 --> 00:06:50,079 i don't know sully what do you what do you feel about this so what about 62 00:06:50,079 --> 00:06:54,079 this kid with the three eyes and the manly voice i just told you some important shit what 63 00:06:54,079 --> 00:07:01,599 are you doing res is dying there's a good chance we did carla you know i don't remember shit 64 00:07:01,599 --> 00:07:05,919 i somehow i was so i was so sure we talked about this 65 00:07:09,120 --> 00:07:12,560 i don't i don't think we did i think it's true maybe we did 66 00:07:14,319 --> 00:07:19,279 i feel like i've said very clear things to both of you about how we were supposed to meet and 67 00:07:20,160 --> 00:07:24,960 well yeah i just thought you were just super enthusiastic yeah and you always talk about 68 00:07:24,960 --> 00:07:31,120 how like your destiny is to save the world i just didn't realize it was like a team thing 69 00:07:31,120 --> 00:07:36,240 nobody can save the world by themselves our destiny is to save the world it's just nice 70 00:07:36,240 --> 00:07:42,560 to be included you know i mean i guess maybe you're right mood the boy looks to his 71 00:07:42,560 --> 00:07:47,440 imaginary watch this is not the kind of threesome i imagine myself having that's all i'm 72 00:07:47,439 --> 00:07:56,399 saying and says i don't realize what i've just walked into here i don't have much time he sounds 73 00:07:56,399 --> 00:08:07,439 like a boy he knows i'm here who knows you're here and as he says that the ground at the base 74 00:08:07,439 --> 00:08:16,399 of the tombstones around you begins to shake why isn't this isn't good follow the signs 75 00:08:18,560 --> 00:08:19,759 help those you can 76 00:08:22,319 --> 00:08:24,079 and be prepared for battle 77 00:08:26,720 --> 00:08:31,040 cracks begin to form as earth is heaved up near your feet 78 00:08:31,040 --> 00:08:35,920 oh what exactly are we going to be battling though 79 00:08:37,759 --> 00:08:44,560 the boy could be more specific the boy looks around nervously at this point and says you 80 00:08:44,560 --> 00:08:52,159 mean specific that's what i said he lead he leaps towards you and suddenly his face is 81 00:08:52,159 --> 00:08:57,360 right in front of you and his lips begin moving like they're trying to form words as 82 00:08:57,360 --> 00:09:03,440 he begins to fade from sight and you hear one final word ring out in your mind 83 00:09:07,680 --> 00:09:15,680 and then he's gone and the earth settles the wind dies down and all is calm 84 00:09:18,320 --> 00:09:20,879 guys i think that we're about to be 85 00:09:20,879 --> 00:09:27,200 be i think that orcas are orcas are gonna take guva 86 00:09:29,919 --> 00:09:37,360 whale people are gonna some kind of underground whale people is this like is there is this 87 00:09:37,360 --> 00:09:45,919 anything to do with orcs because i'm a half orc but i've never heard of orcas oh you know 88 00:09:45,919 --> 00:09:52,559 what though maybe i maybe he said dorkus yo how much do you guys know about about sings 89 00:09:52,559 --> 00:09:56,959 oh god jesus how long you been here i've been here the whole time i don't 90 00:09:56,959 --> 00:10:01,759 has this been the most quiet you've ever been in your whole life jesus look my my voice 91 00:10:01,759 --> 00:10:08,240 are he was voicing somebody else at this moment so he could not i don't know what that means 92 00:10:09,120 --> 00:10:15,439 can i roll a history check to see if i've heard of orcas yes absolutely i don't worry 93 00:10:16,319 --> 00:10:24,000 history or religion whichever my religion should be better but it's not somehow well maybe not all 94 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:30,959 religion like you just have the one religion you know um that's only a 12 yeah with the 12 95 00:10:30,959 --> 00:10:38,719 you definitely have heard of orcas he is the um demon lord prince of the undead 96 00:10:38,720 --> 00:10:52,639 that currently resides in the abyss which you believe to be the home of the demons of the world 97 00:10:52,639 --> 00:11:00,480 that you know so maybe he was just insulting us right he was like dorkus no no you guys 98 00:11:00,480 --> 00:11:07,279 orcas he's like the the prince of the undead demon lord lives in the abyss where 99 00:11:07,279 --> 00:11:11,519 all the demons live didn't you ever hear scary stories about him when you were a kid 100 00:11:13,360 --> 00:11:22,240 what and this guy is coming for us well i mean kind of kind of sounds like maybe 101 00:11:23,759 --> 00:11:28,559 do you think he is coming for you three specifically or maybe just the world in general 102 00:11:30,480 --> 00:11:34,559 i mean your destiny could be to stop certain aspects but 103 00:11:34,560 --> 00:11:42,800 but maybe maybe you are thinking very highly of yourselves well it's apparently our destiny to 104 00:11:42,800 --> 00:11:48,800 save the world that is true and this orcas fellow seems like maybe he wants the opposite 105 00:11:48,800 --> 00:11:55,200 of that yeah but i don't think that means he's coming after us he's probably coming after the 106 00:11:55,200 --> 00:12:00,080 world and then maybe someone should get in between him and the world and have a little 107 00:12:01,040 --> 00:12:06,879 aren't those someone's us well yeah but that's what i'm saying is like i don't think like oh 108 00:12:06,879 --> 00:12:11,840 so you think prince of the underworld okay i got you i got you even knows about us right like 109 00:12:14,639 --> 00:12:21,040 he will probably crush us like ants should we like speaking of which i used to be a 110 00:12:21,040 --> 00:12:26,240 professional uh christiologist oh and i used to go from home to home and 111 00:12:26,240 --> 00:12:32,560 and tom keep it there and i used to crush things for a living like i mean you mentioned 112 00:12:32,560 --> 00:12:38,799 ants but other things too oh yeah the insects um rocks that are small enough to crush 113 00:12:40,560 --> 00:12:46,560 nuts did you do a lot of nut work did you ever crush any you crushed all the nuts did you 114 00:12:48,159 --> 00:12:51,759 oh did i crush what oranges did you ever crush an orange 115 00:12:52,399 --> 00:13:00,559 um what about grapes oh yeah i crushed a few grapes in my time of course oranges though 116 00:13:00,559 --> 00:13:05,759 that's weird you squeeze an orange well i mean really squeezing is just crushing from a different 117 00:13:05,759 --> 00:13:14,480 angle slowly crushing yes it's much more controlled i sorry have you guys ever ever been a 118 00:13:15,200 --> 00:13:20,879 a crush christiologist well you changed the name of the job so well it depends on whether 119 00:13:20,960 --> 00:13:22,559 you're using it as a verb right now 120 00:13:28,559 --> 00:13:34,559 that's that's cool so i mean wait to be fair we don't know the ins and outs of crush ology or 121 00:13:34,559 --> 00:13:41,679 crush ology or the terminology of crush ology so we just as always have to defer to our 122 00:13:41,679 --> 00:13:48,480 expert in all matters job related yeah no worries about i'm used to being around people 123 00:13:48,480 --> 00:13:52,080 who just don't quite have the same standard of understanding of the world that i have 124 00:13:53,360 --> 00:14:02,480 so what are we going to do about this darkest guy um well training montage all right this is 125 00:14:02,480 --> 00:14:11,680 great did we ever um all make out drunkenly no no not yet where did we find did we figure 126 00:14:11,680 --> 00:14:21,520 out where ken ended up who's ken ken is your lump your best friend we were on the trail yeah 127 00:14:21,520 --> 00:14:27,440 no sorry that's just where we've we were trying to find can and we ran into a boy and no no 128 00:14:27,440 --> 00:14:32,400 the whole reason we came here was we were following ken and then that boy showed up well 129 00:14:32,400 --> 00:14:37,360 i thought that boy was ken i thought like you know mystery solved maybe you maybe you maybe 130 00:14:37,360 --> 00:14:42,480 you three remembered incorrectly but we was looking for ken and then and then the boy wonder 131 00:14:42,480 --> 00:14:48,879 over here who is shorty shorty sin he he saw the ghosty boy down the alley down in the alley 132 00:14:48,879 --> 00:14:54,720 and he's like come to the graveyard and so we did and we had the baguette on the way it was 133 00:14:54,720 --> 00:15:00,320 very good and now we are here yes and we're a little bit more french than we were when we 134 00:15:00,320 --> 00:15:06,320 first came this is the same accent i just edited an entire episode it was french there 135 00:15:06,320 --> 00:15:12,080 was a lot of talk of baguettes that's true that was very very horny for baguettes so many baguettes 136 00:15:12,080 --> 00:15:16,400 we went to el torcho's that's just with the meat with all the meat so much meat cooked the 137 00:15:16,400 --> 00:15:22,240 meats it was so wonderful um did you get from the three-eyed boy any kind of ken vibes i 138 00:15:22,240 --> 00:15:28,320 know you guys were really like connected i guess i thought these were two separate weird 139 00:15:28,879 --> 00:15:37,440 male presenting people people tight one tiny that came out of your body and one floating and 140 00:15:37,440 --> 00:15:41,920 ghosty and three is what i don't know it's like maybe the tiny thing that came out of my body 141 00:15:41,920 --> 00:15:46,640 grew up real fast i mean at first it wasn't even a lump and then it was a lump and then 142 00:15:46,640 --> 00:15:52,160 it was too big to be a lump this thing's probably 18 feet by now oh well that'll make 143 00:15:52,799 --> 00:15:58,639 them easier to find that's true looks up at the tree did this did this three-eyed boy leave 144 00:15:58,639 --> 00:16:02,159 any footprints because because ken was leaving footprints all over the place 145 00:16:04,240 --> 00:16:09,120 well if you guys are just gonna poke holes in my theory maybe like like offer something new 146 00:16:10,079 --> 00:16:15,600 are there more footprints can we should we go back to the alley i don't know i mean i think 147 00:16:15,680 --> 00:16:22,879 the the we were the the everything went dry for us because we took a turn and now i don't 148 00:16:22,879 --> 00:16:28,399 remember where i am also look at the ground underneath our feet do you guys think dead people 149 00:16:28,399 --> 00:16:34,000 are gonna start to grab at us at any minute i mean i wasn't until now i didn't think so 150 00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:38,480 yet i mean graveyards are places where people are put to rest and they're very 151 00:16:38,480 --> 00:16:41,200 peaceful and lovely and i don't know why you have to room graveyards for me 152 00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:48,240 me why i didn't do this graveyards are her favorite time to go sit down and have quiet her time 153 00:16:49,920 --> 00:16:56,640 are you spying on her no how do you know it's her favorite quiet it just seemed like she was 154 00:16:56,640 --> 00:17:03,120 inferring that you were ruining her quiet time well i suggest we move this conversation maybe 155 00:17:03,120 --> 00:17:08,000 out of the graveyard because it's super creepy as fuck oh i mean okay okay do you want it we 156 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:14,319 can go back to the alley and see but sure let's i do think we sort of ran out of footprints but 157 00:17:14,319 --> 00:17:20,319 maybe okay you you head back through the streets uh they've quieted down some since the last time 158 00:17:20,319 --> 00:17:25,839 you you passed through uh it's still very late at night and you make it back to the alleyway 159 00:17:25,839 --> 00:17:30,160 where you had seen the three-eyed boy the first time or moot had seen the three-eyed boy 160 00:17:30,160 --> 00:17:35,839 the first time um and back into the alley can i make a perception roll to see if i see 161 00:17:35,839 --> 00:17:40,959 anything new in terms of tracks or anything like that uh you may make an investigation yes 162 00:17:40,959 --> 00:17:50,319 i want to do that oh it's a 920 oh i rolled a two so i rolled a six so you investigate so good 163 00:17:51,759 --> 00:17:57,119 i do i'm gonna take this shit seriously sully's like i can't believe i forgot about ken there 164 00:17:57,119 --> 00:18:02,799 momentarily just a slight lapse but he feels terrible about it like forgetting you have a 165 00:18:02,799 --> 00:18:11,759 mother or something um i mean the world is crystal clear to you um you i'm in my mind palace 166 00:18:12,399 --> 00:18:19,359 you being that you didn't really remember what you were doing you don't entirely remember what 167 00:18:19,359 --> 00:18:25,119 you were looking for specifically what is it you're looking for looking for any sort of 168 00:18:25,120 --> 00:18:30,560 trace that might tell me where ken went 169 00:18:33,840 --> 00:18:41,040 you you don't see anything to tell you where ken went okay well i make a big show of it though 170 00:18:41,040 --> 00:18:49,280 i go down on one knee i i you know pick up some dust and i touch it to my tongue and i'm like 171 00:18:49,279 --> 00:18:59,279 the trail's gone cold so is it like on ice it is kind of chilly tonight yeah i guess if 172 00:18:59,279 --> 00:19:06,559 what if we're speaking metaphysically sure well maybe we just need a good sleepy sleep on it and 173 00:19:06,559 --> 00:19:15,119 then um can someone sleep in my room with me uh sure yeah absolutely it's could somebody 174 00:19:15,120 --> 00:19:21,360 out sleep in my room with me of course okay cool i like not that i'm scared anything but i mean 175 00:19:21,360 --> 00:19:26,160 let's face it last time i slept by myself i developed a lump who developed a consciousness 176 00:19:26,160 --> 00:19:31,040 of his own and escaped so you know there's that allegedly i mean should we should we all 177 00:19:31,040 --> 00:19:37,680 sleep in the same room and like we can go off on shifts and yeah oh yeah sure that sounds 178 00:19:37,680 --> 00:19:42,640 like a real good plan move that's how we do it on the road you should uh you should jot 179 00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:47,040 that down the whole like doing shifts thing that's how like it seems like an important thing to 180 00:19:47,600 --> 00:19:53,680 to remember can i borrow your pen oh it's a pencil but sure that's not gonna work 181 00:19:53,680 --> 00:19:59,360 sully wanted to write it on his hand okay so you head back to the uh monastery the church 182 00:19:59,360 --> 00:20:03,520 the monastery temple wherever you're going temple that's the word i was looking for you head 183 00:20:03,519 --> 00:20:10,960 back to the temple um and you all pile into one room who's who's taking for 184 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:16,559 who's taking first shift dibs not on first shift i'll take first shift he lays down 185 00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:24,079 and is immediately asleep um glim i presume you are sleeping as well yes 186 00:20:25,599 --> 00:20:32,319 um hillip has followed you and he is also in the room so it just uh yeah we're just uh 187 00:20:32,319 --> 00:20:38,720 yeah it's cozy up here all nice and warm and and good and stuff yeah 188 00:20:42,399 --> 00:20:56,240 okay sorry sorry no talking um all right uh moot roll me percentile dice oh fancy 189 00:20:58,240 --> 00:20:59,919 that is a 54 190 00:21:02,960 --> 00:21:09,039 this is not not what i had planned for so i gotta just gotta go with it well we had zero plan so 191 00:21:09,039 --> 00:21:18,000 we decided to go to bed like like all good storytellers do when when they've run out of 192 00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:26,079 things to talk about the night um okay so you rolled me a 54 uh and then also roll me a 193 00:21:27,039 --> 00:21:28,559 a constitution saving throw 194 00:21:32,799 --> 00:21:41,679 plus three that is a 17 you you stay up for your shift and you hear a few arguments going on 195 00:21:41,679 --> 00:21:50,079 outside the window you take a look out and you see um a a goblin and a human arguing in 196 00:21:50,079 --> 00:21:56,159 the alleyway the goblin seems to be trying to shake down the human from what you can tell 197 00:21:57,519 --> 00:22:03,679 but that's the only thing of real note all right i gently wake up glim 198 00:22:05,599 --> 00:22:13,039 and head on to sleep myself what kind of wake or upper are you are you like a gentle 199 00:22:13,039 --> 00:22:18,000 shoulder shoulder shoulder nudge like a poke in the face kind of person 200 00:22:20,559 --> 00:22:24,480 do you just moon someone get your ass cheeks close enough to them until they 201 00:22:24,480 --> 00:22:34,720 wake up in real life yes but in this game no okay fair enough um okay glim you wake up 202 00:22:34,799 --> 00:22:39,440 roll me percentile dice please 82 203 00:22:41,759 --> 00:22:47,360 and then a just read a piece of that by accident constitution savings okay 204 00:22:51,519 --> 00:22:56,799 oh i don't know that's a three oh god 205 00:22:56,799 --> 00:23:05,119 um you get up and you're you kind of you're you're pacing around you're really tired 206 00:23:05,119 --> 00:23:13,359 when you wake up um weren't quite ready to get up and you you sit down in a chair and 207 00:23:14,559 --> 00:23:20,639 kind of catch yourself your head kind of drops and then you find yourself 208 00:23:21,040 --> 00:23:29,280 and your pants are on your arms and over your head and your shirt is on your legs your socks 209 00:23:29,280 --> 00:23:34,640 and boots are laced up on your hands and a stuffed horse's head is crudely attached 210 00:23:34,640 --> 00:23:37,360 by stringing onto your underwear and back side 211 00:23:42,480 --> 00:23:49,200 and for a second you're not quite sure but you get this terrible feeling and something 212 00:23:49,200 --> 00:23:58,960 feeling and something unspeakable and foul is inside the stuffed head you look down and just 213 00:23:58,960 --> 00:24:05,759 before you figure out what it is you snap awake to hillup being like hey hey you you fell asleep 214 00:24:06,720 --> 00:24:16,400 oh oh my oh i had the oh i had the craziest dream and i'm like touching myself to make sure 215 00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:21,920 i guess i don't have a horse's head tied to my butt i don't see any no there's no horse's 216 00:24:21,920 --> 00:24:30,000 head there my shoes are where they're supposed to be and yeah oh okay okay you're tripping balls 217 00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:38,320 on that meat sweats there i don't know maybe maybe that's it oh i don't know okay well you 218 00:24:38,320 --> 00:24:42,880 slept through your your watch i think it is sully's turn now i'm going to go wake him up 219 00:24:42,880 --> 00:24:54,720 gently sully sully it's time to wake up it's time to wake up in the morning yeah hold on a second 220 00:24:55,760 --> 00:25:01,760 if you're talking to me why don't you do the fucking shift no you're already awake no see 221 00:25:01,759 --> 00:25:03,279 it's your turn you took three z's 222 00:25:08,559 --> 00:25:17,359 fine you're like like he gets up like head last if at all possible like he's laying down and 223 00:25:17,359 --> 00:25:26,480 like sits up and like drags his head along and then like snaps it up and he's like yeah okay 224 00:25:26,559 --> 00:25:34,000 it's fine as soon as you're up and out of bed hillup kind of crawls in behind you it's like 225 00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:39,360 oh this is that warm spot it's very cozy in here yes because they fart a lot well that is 226 00:25:39,360 --> 00:25:44,480 okay i was sleeping in the corner on the cold cold stone was because you actually have a place 227 00:25:44,480 --> 00:25:48,559 to stay hillup i'm not even sure why you're here you said we needed to sleep in the same 228 00:25:48,559 --> 00:25:58,799 room so we were all safe good night yes sweet dreams my prince oh god everybody else is asleep 229 00:25:58,799 --> 00:26:04,960 roll me a percentile dice and followed by a constitution saving throw obviously 50 230 00:26:05,759 --> 00:26:15,919 uh nope no oh that's yeah yeah well my zeros five and a five yeah is zero that's five okay 231 00:26:16,560 --> 00:26:18,800 105 just five 232 00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:32,800 105 yeah i'm an overachiever and a constitution saving throw please you got it boss 233 00:26:33,119 --> 00:26:38,799 13 okay what are you doing 234 00:26:40,559 --> 00:26:50,720 uh pacing i guess i'm probably looking through people's stuff actually that sounds right any 235 00:26:50,720 --> 00:26:57,839 bags or satchels that's been left piled around uh okay uh you hear as you're doing 236 00:26:57,840 --> 00:27:02,240 this you hear um feet shuffling outside the door 237 00:27:05,280 --> 00:27:13,440 i go to the door and i listen as you get to the door you listen you don't you don't hear 238 00:27:13,440 --> 00:27:20,720 them once you get to the door i don't pay too much attention to it there are other people 239 00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:26,000 staying in this temple so it could be someone shuffling off to the bathroom 240 00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:28,079 just truffle shuffling their way to the bathroom 241 00:27:30,640 --> 00:27:34,240 after a few moments you hear the shuffling again at the door 242 00:27:37,680 --> 00:27:51,200 i go and i slowly oh no i don't i go i pick up one of my daggers and then i slowly open the 243 00:27:51,200 --> 00:27:57,840 door uh tom and carla take off your headphones for a moment please 244 00:28:02,480 --> 00:28:10,799 you open the door you think you see a shadow dip down the hall quickly oh yeah you think 245 00:28:10,799 --> 00:28:18,799 you'd get away from me a fucking shadow man i pursue you run down the hall um run or you're 246 00:28:18,799 --> 00:28:21,519 going stealthily i'm stealthy yeah make a stealth check 247 00:28:24,399 --> 00:28:29,279 well that's a 19 plus like i don't know a million you're you're like the knight you're moving 248 00:28:29,279 --> 00:28:36,399 quick um you get around a corner and you see a figure you get around a corner down followed 249 00:28:36,399 --> 00:28:42,000 it goes down the stairs and this figure is in the kitchen and uh it's kind of bent over 250 00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:47,359 the table like leaned over the table not a figure you recognize 251 00:28:49,039 --> 00:28:57,039 but like corporeal yeah like he's a solid guy um similar size to you so not very tall but yeah 252 00:28:59,440 --> 00:29:00,639 what's cooking good looking 253 00:29:03,519 --> 00:29:05,279 the figure straightens up 254 00:29:07,839 --> 00:29:14,720 and takes a step back and turns around and you are staring into a mirror 255 00:29:15,440 --> 00:29:17,920 well i wasn't wrong with the good-looking pot 256 00:29:19,839 --> 00:29:25,839 when you are hit from behind and knocked unconscious 257 00:29:29,360 --> 00:29:36,240 you fall to the ground and then the next thing you know you wake up at the end of your watch 258 00:29:45,279 --> 00:29:48,240 um 259 00:29:48,240 --> 00:29:58,160 welcome to the middle we're here yeah to tell you that you can win a book or a 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00:35:15,040 did you literally fall asleep no i was awake the whole time just nothing happened 311 00:35:16,480 --> 00:35:22,800 i have a confession to me oh i did fall and you don't have oh you don't have i fell i fell 312 00:35:22,800 --> 00:35:29,200 asleep i have to be honest we could have kept it a secret between friends i did fall asleep 313 00:35:29,199 --> 00:35:35,119 i had a crazy dream um what happened in your dream can you imagine what hillip could have done 314 00:35:35,119 --> 00:35:40,639 to us in our sleep if if he was the only one awake i mean i think he was the only one awake 315 00:35:40,639 --> 00:35:45,359 because i fell asleep that's what i'm saying i was awake when when you were sleeping but i 316 00:35:45,359 --> 00:35:49,919 also trust hillip i don't think he did anything i don't think anything happened i think everything's 317 00:35:49,919 --> 00:35:53,519 fine but i did have a crazy dream and my clothes were on all weird and there was a 318 00:35:53,519 --> 00:35:57,359 horse head tied to my butt and i don't know you know dreams they don't really make sense 319 00:35:58,079 --> 00:36:03,680 she was stripping balls on the meat sweats i figure that's fucked up man yeah yeah that'll do it 320 00:36:03,680 --> 00:36:08,000 it sometimes happens you see and hallucinate crazy different things 321 00:36:09,680 --> 00:36:18,240 anyways so everybody's all good then yeah i'm good yeah yeah nothing happened i sat here 322 00:36:18,240 --> 00:36:24,800 stared at you assholes while you're sleeping you stared at the assholes well if you didn't 323 00:36:24,800 --> 00:36:31,200 sleep just spread eagle it's the most comfortable that way yeah i'm gonna have to burn that bed 324 00:36:31,200 --> 00:36:38,560 you should at least have pants on i did at first so they're like spring loaded when i sleep 325 00:36:39,120 --> 00:36:42,960 oh god that's not the only thing too man you mean you gotta get that under control you're 326 00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:49,280 sleeping in a whole room full of people anyway who's who wants breakfast yeah anything to end 327 00:36:49,280 --> 00:36:56,480 this conversation i don't know how we got you but it's just happened i will put my pants back on 328 00:36:56,480 --> 00:37:02,160 that's fine we yeah i thought that that was maybe yeah yeah i mean we're in a temple and 329 00:37:02,160 --> 00:37:07,680 we're gonna go get breakfast so it would be yeah i'm sorry even if we were not in a temple 330 00:37:07,680 --> 00:37:13,120 about to eat like dinner you should sell your pants on me true i mean if you were in your 331 00:37:13,119 --> 00:37:21,679 own home alone you can and should do whatever you want sure yeah sorry i didn't i didn't mean 332 00:37:21,679 --> 00:37:29,279 to it just you sleep you you you fall into the routine of usual things of spring-loaded pants 333 00:37:29,279 --> 00:37:37,599 i mean spring-loaded pants is the sounds that they sometimes make i get yeah okay so breakfast 334 00:37:38,319 --> 00:37:45,519 sounds good sounds tasty okay uh you unless you say otherwise you'd probably head downstairs 335 00:37:45,519 --> 00:37:52,639 to the kitchen i would assume yeah um who's cooking up what are you doing guys 336 00:37:54,559 --> 00:38:00,000 chef sally's in the house oh see i was picturing that like at the temple there was probably 337 00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:06,079 one of the people that just made like i don't know oatmeal or like some very simple plain 338 00:38:06,079 --> 00:38:12,799 temple food but i like this chef sully ideas yeah i want to see where chef sully takes us 339 00:38:12,799 --> 00:38:21,599 i'm gonna ransack this motherfucking place i'm finding eggs like i'm finding herbs i'm finding 340 00:38:21,599 --> 00:38:30,079 all kinds of stuff and i'm making omelets the omelets did we should i go get some baguettes 341 00:38:30,159 --> 00:38:38,880 for the omelets ah yeah man nothing's better than crusty bread with eggs get at it okay i shall be 342 00:38:38,880 --> 00:38:43,679 right back i think that's the nicest way i've ever told him to get lost i think you're right 343 00:38:47,279 --> 00:38:50,799 it's been a while it's i feel like we're coming due 344 00:38:51,600 --> 00:39:02,000 so sully starts to cook and you know he's getting creative with the ingredients he is 345 00:39:03,920 --> 00:39:12,640 he's dipping into his satchel a little bit pulling some special special ingredients for 346 00:39:12,640 --> 00:39:20,160 everybody oh sprinkle here dash here sauteing kind of showing off his skills a little bit 347 00:39:21,519 --> 00:39:25,840 chopping but not looking at what he's chopping like looking at you guys you know is he doing 348 00:39:25,840 --> 00:39:31,280 that thing where he like flicks the pan with his wrist and causes everything to like absolutely 349 00:39:31,280 --> 00:39:37,200 he's got a pan full of mushrooms and he's like he throws a clove of garlic crushed up in there 350 00:39:38,240 --> 00:39:43,200 he's getting a little weird with he's like you like that yeah you like that sizzle he does 351 00:39:43,200 --> 00:39:48,080 a little shimmy when he says sizzle sully you've had so many different jobs and you're 352 00:39:48,079 --> 00:39:54,239 so skilled at this i assume you must have been a cook or a chef or oh absolutely i was 353 00:39:54,239 --> 00:40:01,599 a foodatier oh and is that like a cook or a chef well foodatier is just like it's like a 354 00:40:01,599 --> 00:40:06,319 step above a chef really because i mean you have to know all about the food and where the 355 00:40:06,319 --> 00:40:12,559 food is grown and if the food is good and you know things like that so um that's how i 356 00:40:12,559 --> 00:40:19,920 know how to get the freshest ingredients and um and how to saute like a motherfucking wizard 357 00:40:19,920 --> 00:40:24,639 oh i mean you are it looks so good and it smells incredible i can't wait to eat 358 00:40:25,759 --> 00:40:32,719 i um finish up the omelets and i and i serve them up should we wait for hillip i mean cold 359 00:40:32,719 --> 00:40:38,000 eggs aren't good we should just go ahead right oh yeah god no nobody likes cold eggs 360 00:40:38,639 --> 00:40:46,800 uh hillip runs back in he looks like he's been through a whirlwind of a fight and he's got like 361 00:40:46,800 --> 00:40:56,559 four baguettes just everywhere shirts untucked whoa i'm back what uh what happened this is a 362 00:40:56,559 --> 00:41:02,480 very quick run i had to fight off several older ladies who were also there for the baguettes 363 00:41:02,480 --> 00:41:07,280 i said did you not let them have any of the baguettes well i needed one for each of my my 364 00:41:07,280 --> 00:41:14,000 pally pals and the old third ladies say they didn't want to wait for the next batch so 365 00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:24,159 i had to pay a premium and also steal one hence the running oh um oh well it's gonna 366 00:41:24,159 --> 00:41:29,039 break your heart i'm not gonna eat a whole fucking loaf of bread that's excessive man 367 00:41:32,480 --> 00:41:36,559 yeah moot has learned a valuable lesson about carb intake since his time in the towns 368 00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:44,079 so what you're saying is is one loaf probably would have suffice yeah maybe 369 00:41:44,079 --> 00:41:54,639 maybe two maximum you didn't need to get four uh here is one loaf i have some apologies to 370 00:41:54,639 --> 00:42:01,280 make i shall return in a moment do you do you want to eat some eggs for the road or 371 00:42:01,280 --> 00:42:07,360 yeah i mean eat your eggs before you go no i it's really probably very important that i go apologize 372 00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:09,360 to mrs rubenstein 373 00:42:12,240 --> 00:42:20,080 because she's she probably might not walk the same again oh boy hillop i shall return 374 00:42:22,960 --> 00:42:29,519 and he leaves with three baguettes oh boy it takes his bread seriously that one 375 00:42:29,840 --> 00:42:35,599 yeah he really does it's bread and his meat i'd hate to see how he is about cheese maybe we'll 376 00:42:35,599 --> 00:42:41,920 find out all right everybody's digging in yeah everybody roll a d20 see how well sully cooked 377 00:42:45,599 --> 00:42:49,360 just you roll a d20 too i roll a d20 15 six 378 00:42:49,440 --> 00:42:59,840 six four this isn't my best work moot you're you kind of filtered through it and you see an 379 00:43:00,640 --> 00:43:07,120 interesting ingredient in there it looks familiar to you you can't quite place it 380 00:43:07,120 --> 00:43:13,599 but it's not one that is regularly available at least through your omelet purchasing 381 00:43:14,480 --> 00:43:19,920 since you've been in waterty but it looks familiar to me yeah well yeah something about it looks 382 00:43:19,920 --> 00:43:28,400 familiar you can't quite put your finger on it sully what uh what's what's what's this 383 00:43:28,400 --> 00:43:36,719 and i've got it on my fork oh dad that's only the freshest ingredients no but like what is it 384 00:43:37,680 --> 00:43:38,880 no but like what is it 385 00:43:41,520 --> 00:43:51,840 well you know it's like uh like a like a you know it's like one of the the flavor like 386 00:43:53,200 --> 00:43:55,520 it's like one of like the flavor makers 387 00:43:59,360 --> 00:44:05,280 she said it's so gross yeah it doesn't sound great it doesn't but i'm gonna call every 388 00:44:05,280 --> 00:44:12,480 ingredient i'm i put in food now flavor maker well i mean i i recognize pretty much everything 389 00:44:12,480 --> 00:44:17,760 else in here but this one i don't i don't know what this one is and i've had some food allergy 390 00:44:17,760 --> 00:44:22,240 issues in the past so i'm just gonna i'm gonna put this one to the side well i was 391 00:44:22,240 --> 00:44:25,840 getting saying lean you don't know if you're gonna be allergic to it until you put it in 392 00:44:25,840 --> 00:44:30,880 your mouth yeah that's not usually how i like to find that out i just i just don't i think 393 00:44:30,880 --> 00:44:36,720 you should just try it i just i know it just doesn't look too good to me but it's so good 394 00:44:36,720 --> 00:44:42,079 what's glim doing no just eating just eating observing this conversation it's very likes 395 00:44:42,079 --> 00:44:48,480 it yeah it's very delicious glim you liking it it's it's great i love it when people cook for 396 00:44:48,480 --> 00:44:57,039 me thank you oh you're welcome i mean i appreciate it too i just you hurt my feelings 397 00:44:57,840 --> 00:45:02,159 i'm sorry is sully also eating because it'd be weird 398 00:45:02,159 --> 00:45:08,880 he's not what if i chopped it up into smaller pieces sully make a persuasion 399 00:45:11,920 --> 00:45:18,079 oh dang that's only a 12 versus moot's insight 400 00:45:18,719 --> 00:45:21,279 oh nat 20 fuck 401 00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:29,360 fuck um moot you get the feeling that sully isn't sully's hiding something 402 00:45:30,880 --> 00:45:34,000 and it has to do with whatever this ingredient is that you're 403 00:45:34,719 --> 00:45:40,159 not suspicious of but you're you're curious about yeah i just i just wish i knew actually 404 00:45:40,159 --> 00:45:44,639 what it was it's a lot easier to make an informed decision when you know these things 405 00:45:45,599 --> 00:45:48,960 all right it's called jiggledote 406 00:45:51,279 --> 00:46:00,000 and it's an ancient ingredient of my halfling people it's like a mixture between a fern shoot 407 00:46:00,639 --> 00:46:15,679 and a water pond reed it's chewy and it absorbs the flavors while also being a flavor maker 408 00:46:16,719 --> 00:46:25,840 it has two roles in food as the door opens back up and hillup comes in even more disheveled 409 00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:35,440 hair everywhere well guys i gave the baguettes back to mrs rubenstein and she was not happy 410 00:46:35,440 --> 00:46:39,920 with sir hillip here you're missing a big chunk of hair off the left side 411 00:46:39,920 --> 00:46:44,640 oh yeah i think it will grow back at the at a certain time maybe when your mustache 412 00:46:44,640 --> 00:46:52,000 grows back too oh so it's almost there right did you make did you make some breakfast so 413 00:46:52,000 --> 00:47:00,400 that we could share this one single baguette not to each have our own baguettes yes these eggs are 414 00:47:00,400 --> 00:47:06,559 delicious but um i'm so curious like can i just see the thing with i want to i'm so curious now 415 00:47:06,559 --> 00:47:13,039 i don't think you have to pick it apart if like let's just say you're gonna eat cake but 416 00:47:13,039 --> 00:47:18,719 all you see is like the dry flour and then the raw eggs and then all that stuff and you're 417 00:47:18,720 --> 00:47:24,240 gonna think it's gross well i wouldn't call those things a cake what is the problem here 418 00:47:24,240 --> 00:47:28,240 we are just having breakfast all of us friends so did you make something yucky 419 00:47:29,840 --> 00:47:34,080 no man it's good here you go no they're delicious eggs did you make it just the way i 420 00:47:34,080 --> 00:47:43,200 like it yeah great that's cool all right he takes a bite see he'll believe it again people 421 00:47:43,760 --> 00:47:50,160 are more than welcome to it i just it's just not for me okay okay i'm gonna stop pushing i'm 422 00:47:50,160 --> 00:47:55,360 sorry mood i can see this is a sore subject for you so it's it's all right don't don't eat my 423 00:47:55,360 --> 00:48:01,520 special ingredient i mean my eggs must be gone by now i've just been eating this whole time 424 00:48:01,520 --> 00:48:05,680 so i don't know what they're arguing about you have made it's very very very nice and 425 00:48:05,679 --> 00:48:08,079 very good make a perception check 426 00:48:12,319 --> 00:48:20,000 that is a 16 you kind of glance down at hillops plate and 427 00:48:21,519 --> 00:48:26,239 you could be mistaken because he's eating it kind of quickly but you don't see that ingredient 428 00:48:26,239 --> 00:48:33,440 on his plate i don't know what to do with this information russ 429 00:48:36,480 --> 00:48:45,119 okay that's almost just like spit cake to that that's what these covers are for right 430 00:48:46,159 --> 00:48:50,480 the spray of beer that might come out of your mouth when my nose is where it almost came out 431 00:48:50,480 --> 00:48:57,199 oh yes uh yeah so i just kind of make a mental note of like didn't see any of these on 432 00:48:57,199 --> 00:49:03,679 hillops plate as i've pushed mine off to the side by the way when you do that you look like 433 00:49:03,679 --> 00:49:11,919 a child that's okay so why did you push the the things over there off to the plate are you 434 00:49:11,919 --> 00:49:20,639 allergic to those things uh well i do have some food allergy issues oh okay that seems fair 435 00:49:21,759 --> 00:49:26,399 it seems fair right if he has allergy we don't want to kill our friends with the food that 436 00:49:26,399 --> 00:49:30,159 we create heck no but i'm just saying how you know you have an allergy i thought i 437 00:49:30,159 --> 00:49:35,759 could have killed you each with a baguette hole in your tummy it would have expanded and exploded 438 00:49:35,759 --> 00:49:39,839 and it could have been very bad which is why i gave some back to mrs rubenstein 439 00:49:40,559 --> 00:49:45,759 it was very kind of you to return them thank you for saying so i might make some tea before 440 00:49:45,759 --> 00:49:50,319 we before we head out on whatever we need to be doing which i'm sure is something 441 00:49:50,319 --> 00:49:57,359 about a three-eyed ghost guy so is anyone wanting tea uh yeah i would have some tea sure 442 00:49:57,840 --> 00:50:05,200 yeah tea uh i'm okay i'm quite full okay i brought up some mint tea it's on the other 443 00:50:05,200 --> 00:50:11,440 end of the kitchen the three of you are sitting around the table so there was a bit of a 444 00:50:11,440 --> 00:50:15,920 kerfuffle when i came back in are you are you okay you were solid was there like an argument 445 00:50:15,920 --> 00:50:20,640 of some sort no he just i mean he went through all the effort of making this 446 00:50:21,280 --> 00:50:24,960 this omelet for everyone and then i didn't want to eat part of it i think just think 447 00:50:24,960 --> 00:50:34,079 he took it personally it wasn't anything personal okay well that's fair and you enjoyed 448 00:50:34,079 --> 00:50:39,920 your omelet i i liked my omelet i mean there was i don't know that i could have identified 449 00:50:39,920 --> 00:50:44,559 everything in it i was pretty hungry i just ate it but the sully cooked the foods very 450 00:50:44,559 --> 00:50:49,519 often it was the first time i've really seen him go to at least for breakfast yeah but 451 00:50:49,519 --> 00:50:54,800 he did used to be a food at here so right that's true here yeah so i mean it's 452 00:50:56,239 --> 00:51:02,719 he has experience with it called the three food of tears go around oh there's four of us though 453 00:51:02,719 --> 00:51:09,039 yeah so well there was actually four of those guys too right good call good call with the 454 00:51:09,039 --> 00:51:15,039 we are the three four food of tears the three four two tears look at that's combining words 455 00:51:15,039 --> 00:51:23,519 and making fun sully comes back over with the tea i don't know if there's travel mugs but there 456 00:51:23,519 --> 00:51:30,880 are now uh there's like like i don't know like a water skin but you know thicker so that you 457 00:51:30,880 --> 00:51:37,119 don't burn yourself there's like fur on the outside and it keeps beverages warm yeah absolutely 458 00:51:37,119 --> 00:51:42,800 so i hand those out all right it's mint tea it's a little hot it's actually going to be 459 00:51:42,800 --> 00:51:47,120 perfect for you know the mixture of the bread and the eggs and all that stuff just 460 00:51:47,120 --> 00:51:52,560 means real good for settling your stomach afterwards you know that is super cool all 461 00:51:52,560 --> 00:51:58,720 right i know a lot about herbs i used to be an herbalist oh that is an actual thing what a 462 00:51:58,720 --> 00:52:07,280 change wow it's a job that he actually might have had now we don't really know that's right 463 00:52:07,360 --> 00:52:13,360 i would make lists of all of the herbs you are and i would give them to different people with 464 00:52:13,360 --> 00:52:19,040 different reasons to use them you are what they call a mystery wrapped inside of an enigma 465 00:52:20,320 --> 00:52:24,320 wrapped inside of something else that is kind of rude to talk about somebody's enigma 466 00:52:25,280 --> 00:52:30,240 i mean you were talking about my enigma well it was on display it sounds like 467 00:52:30,240 --> 00:52:37,200 sorry i get it it was graphic don't know where to go with that 468 00:52:39,760 --> 00:52:44,560 all right where are we too everybody i made breakfast i can't be expected to also make a 469 00:52:44,560 --> 00:52:49,120 plan you guys well what do we want to do do we want to try and find ken i mean that 470 00:52:49,120 --> 00:52:58,240 seemed to kind of kind of dry up dead dry dry up like a little husk get it guys 471 00:52:58,240 --> 00:53:05,520 get it dried up like his little husk that fell off his little tiny body yes sorry i got 472 00:53:05,520 --> 00:53:10,640 confused when you were talking about the the joke you were making with then he screamed ken's 473 00:53:10,640 --> 00:53:16,160 dead yeah yeah it seemed like an inappropriate time to make a joke but i didn't know what 474 00:53:16,160 --> 00:53:21,920 things were gonna get so serious right at that moment so do you get okay i'd like your level 475 00:53:21,920 --> 00:53:27,840 of inappropriateness glim do you do you give up on ken you seem so um like he was the other 476 00:53:27,840 --> 00:53:32,800 half of your whole attached at the hip that was that's funny because he was very close to 477 00:53:32,800 --> 00:53:38,400 that part you guys are funny today um yeah no i don't know you know it's just like 478 00:53:41,599 --> 00:53:48,240 you know i just don't even know is it even worth it i'm fine nothing that comes out of me 479 00:53:48,240 --> 00:54:01,760 can be bad i'm uh i mean okay okay sure so so we're not looking for the kin what i mean 480 00:54:01,760 --> 00:54:08,400 if we stumble across i'm sure all right well you let us know if you get a feeling or you 481 00:54:08,400 --> 00:54:14,560 miss him and you want to you let us know because okay it's your he's your lump so 482 00:54:14,559 --> 00:54:20,000 well what about hillops lump yeah we have not found my lump yet but we figured that ken and 483 00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:24,880 barry were together and they were having a good time i mean you have to think the two lumps would 484 00:54:24,880 --> 00:54:30,400 meet up i mean who else do they know i don't know if all lumps know each other i feel like 485 00:54:30,400 --> 00:54:36,960 maybe you're being really presumptuous maybe that's sorry that's my bad you know what 486 00:54:36,960 --> 00:54:41,119 they say about presumpting what do they say about presumpting don't do it's rude 487 00:54:42,079 --> 00:54:48,319 oh that is what they say yeah very popular saying here uh well if we're not gonna try 488 00:54:48,319 --> 00:54:56,880 to track down the lumps maybe we should look into these demon gates oh yeah tell me about 489 00:54:56,880 --> 00:55:02,159 the demon gates well i don't know about them that's why i said we should look into them 490 00:55:02,159 --> 00:55:07,599 oh yeah no fair enough fair enough maybe like a library or maybe someone here at the at the 491 00:55:07,679 --> 00:55:12,159 temple knows glim yeah i mean we can ask the head priestess here she might know 492 00:55:13,599 --> 00:55:19,440 uh you head downstairs and uh she's busy kind of just tidying up in the uh in the main 493 00:55:21,039 --> 00:55:27,119 temple room she sees you come down and says oh uh good good sleep everybody 494 00:55:29,360 --> 00:55:32,159 well i mean i had a very strange dream but generally 495 00:55:33,039 --> 00:55:39,440 yes i think so good good uh sully i heard you walking around last night was everything okay 496 00:55:40,079 --> 00:55:45,440 oh yeah everything was fine good just you know thought i heard something 497 00:55:47,119 --> 00:55:52,639 oh late got a little scared i i understand i understand well just know we 498 00:55:54,960 --> 00:55:59,839 not nobody really comes to try and break into the temple so you should you should be okay 499 00:55:59,840 --> 00:56:02,559 you should be safe here i know it's just weird stuff's been happening man 500 00:56:04,480 --> 00:56:09,280 do tell do tell me well what has been happening that is weird i mean a few things 501 00:56:09,280 --> 00:56:14,480 i mean solly had a lump that came out of his body and then seemed to gain sentience and 502 00:56:14,480 --> 00:56:21,760 was alive and we were following it and then same night we saw a ghostly three-eyed boy 503 00:56:21,760 --> 00:56:27,840 in a graveyard and he said something very cryptic and scary about the demon gates opening 504 00:56:28,640 --> 00:56:34,880 and our destiny calling and something about orcas 505 00:56:37,120 --> 00:56:47,519 do you know anything about any of those things um well i do do hope that that is 506 00:56:47,519 --> 00:56:53,840 like one of your bad dreams uh no this this was not a dream that one happened 507 00:56:53,840 --> 00:57:01,039 that one happened yeah he sounds fucked up it does it does sound like that is not good 508 00:57:01,039 --> 00:57:10,559 um well orcas as you know is the uh is the demon lord of the undead uh and uh really 509 00:57:11,519 --> 00:57:21,039 wants nothing more than to um rid the world of pain and suffering i guess you could say 510 00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:32,159 yeah that doesn't sound so bad hot jinx he got me solly wait for it he wants to rid the world of 511 00:57:32,159 --> 00:57:41,039 pain and suffering by making everyone undead that sounds less good well i mean don't think about 512 00:57:41,039 --> 00:57:49,440 it if everybody is undead would you even know right i mean the transition period is more the 513 00:57:49,440 --> 00:57:59,039 concern and once he is in power that gives him a lot of power to move between planes and worlds 514 00:57:59,039 --> 00:58:08,480 and i mean that doesn't sound great i don't think we want you know demon demon lord just 515 00:58:09,519 --> 00:58:16,320 being in control of all of us seems very bad yeah that's uh that's not great yes it seems 516 00:58:16,320 --> 00:58:22,320 like the the the world has just gotten past something world ending yes 517 00:58:24,720 --> 00:58:32,480 i i have not heard of any demon gates opening and i hope that they aren't is there like a 518 00:58:32,480 --> 00:58:42,800 location like demon gate on the corner fifth and sycamore no no um demons aren't supposed 519 00:58:42,800 --> 00:58:50,960 to be able to to come into the material plane without some sort of 520 00:58:51,760 --> 00:58:57,360 portal some sort of gateway opening but those gateways don't just exist not like 521 00:58:58,080 --> 00:59:03,440 not like those of the the fae or the shadow fell which are directly connected to us 522 00:59:03,440 --> 00:59:13,840 us the abyss and a furnace the nine hells are a little more disconnected in a sense 523 00:59:16,960 --> 00:59:22,000 there are ways in but there are few and far between and if demon gates are opening 524 00:59:23,599 --> 00:59:27,280 and that is what has been presented to you 525 00:59:27,280 --> 00:59:33,840 you that could spell disaster for everyone 526 00:59:36,800 --> 00:59:51,120 disaster is a middle name 527 00:59:57,840 --> 01:00:09,120 so 528 01:00:20,240 --> 01:00:26,000 intro music was by Kavin mcleod of incompetent film music dot i o other music and sound effects 529 01:00:26,000 --> 01:00:31,920 can be found at 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